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Charms of might, vigour, bravery, protection, and valour through the aegis of St. Michael, as well as spiritual command over and in unifying the dead. Shipping included.

One charm bag for keeping away the hungry dead, malefica, and witchcraft, and empowering the protective dead. Shipping included. All proceeds will be donated to different sources that have informed Sfinga’s Cyprianic practice, be they teachers, temples, or churches.

One charm bag for voracious, proactive protection against all maladies the Evil Eye may bring. Shipping included.

A set of five nails, intended for use in the manner described above. The bundle around the central nail contains a variety of herbs traditionally used to gain an advantage over those in positions of authority: Devil’s Shoestring, Galangal, Licorice, Tobacco. four gold-plated pins also adorn the bundle, that their eyes may keep watch over the 4 directions and their tips may prick any misfortune that comes your way. The four nails intended to be planted around the property were dressed in a variety of oils for the purpose—my own law stay away blend, (which you can get here), my own “peaceful home” style blend, and one of my own domination oils. They were then linked to the central nail, and blessed with smoke and fire to obfuscate any wrongdoing and protect those within their perimeter. No additional preparation is required, but I encourage those who pick up these talismans to allow the hands of their spirits to guide them in further uses. Includes shipping.

A railroad spike prepared in a similar manner to the above, intended to be implanted by the front door of the property or otherwise hidden in a potted plant nearby. The charm bag affixed to the spike contains similar domination herbs and ingredients to the central nails of the aforementioned bundle, further enlivened to provide a degree of autonomous, proactive protection to the home and its residents. Implanting the spike above an image of the landlord to be dominated, or an image of the property as described in the episode, inspired by Starr Casas, grants additional potency. Includes Shipping.

One each of the railroad spike talisman and the landlord domination talisman set offered at a discount. Includes shipping.

A court case oil nearly identical in composition to the formula that I employ when working with clients. calendula, galangal, and tobacco form the body of the oil, each awakened to align with their traditional virtues for victory in legal matters. Additional ingredients, such as the ashes of scripture, the ashes of legal documents from dropped and successfully defended cases, dirt from a court house, and dirt from the grave of a prominent civil rights attorney were added to sow confusion, mire the process in fortunate errors, and to respectively loosen the tongues of favorable witnesses and silence those against you. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle. Price includes shipping and donations to charitable causes local to and verified by Key.

Rooted in traditional law-keep-away formulations, with additions to emphasize protection and luck in dangerous situations. Buried in locations noted for their significance to the contemporary civil rights movement in the United States, as well as a police station and the grave of a once-prominent civil rights lawyer. Devil’s shoestring, Dragon’s Blood, Tobacco, and more in a blend of carrier oils. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle. Price includes shipping and donations to charitable causes local to and verified by Key.

Consists of an “Indian-head” penny and two nails, each awakened and dressed in advance with Law Keep Away oil, themselves having been buried in a similar array of places of power. Price includes shipping and donations to charitable causes local to and verified by Key.

A bundle of Court Case oil, Law Keep Away oil, and an Indian Head Penny kit, for a slight discount. 2 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottles, 1 “Indian head” penny, and 2 nails. Price includes shipping and donations to charitable causes local to and verified by Key.

1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle, draped in red cloth and secured as a devotional object of ritual use. Price includes shipping. Created by B. Key.

1 fluid ounce / 30 millilitre amber glass dropper bottle, crafted with utmost devotion. Price includes shipping. Created by B. Key.

An oil built at the guiding hand of St. Expedite over many years and just as many iterations, bringing about countless successful workings, manifestations, and results for both myself and others along the way. This edition of the oil serves as a distilled offering to the Saint himself, primarily stirring him and his legions to action and guiding his virtues and sympathies into workings under his auspices. I recommend applying seven drops to the right foot of an image of St. Expedite upon the reception of this oil in order to complete a final personalized consecration. Cinnamon bark, cinquefoil, coconut flesh, coffee beans, dice, eucalyptus, lemongrass, blessed palm fronds from a Catholic church, crumbs from multiple pound cakes offered to St. Expedite in exchange for successful workings in his name, roses fed holy water from three different Catholic churches and offered to St. Expedite on Easter, whole vanilla beans, wintergreen leaves, skeleton keys, scraps of cloth from a cape that adorned a statue of St. Expedite, dirt from various shrines to St. Expedite, gold, silver, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle. Price includes shipping. Created by B. Key.

An oil that expands on a traditional Hoodoo formula to bring luck in all forms, especially in financial and amatory workings. This edition of the oil was tested through cash bingo games at a local bar, thoroughly satisfying my expectations after winning 4 of the 7 games played, much to the delight, or chagrin, of the bar’s patrons. Alkanet roots, multiple varieties of cinnamon bark, coconut flesh, blessed palm fronds from a Catholic church, roses fed holy water from three different Catholic churches and offered to St. Expedite on Easter Sunday, whole vanilla beans, scraps of cloth from a cape that adorned a statue of St. Expedite, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle. Price includes shipping. Created by B. Key.

An oil that expands on a traditional Hoodoo formula to bring monetary, financial, and business success, along with myriad other forms of wealth. This oil’s construction was made possible only after the Gold and Red editions brought the material and financial components included within. Shredded currency won through gambling using the Red Oil, multiple varieties of cinnamon bark, cinquefoil, hyssop, indigo powder, lemongrass, multiple varieties of mint, coconut oil, sunflower oil, sweet almond oil, wormwood, gold, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle. Price includes shipping. Created by B. Key.

For those who wish to purchase a set of of each Gold, Red, and Green editions of Expedite Oil, a discounted rate is available. Three 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottles. Price includes shipping. Created by B. Key.