Mercury in Nutmeg, Fifth Edition

The long-awaited Mercury in Nutmeg charms are available once again! I have deeply enjoyed experimenting with this rich-in-folklore talisman over the last few years, itself embodying a synthesis of herb and metal that always fascinates and delivers secrets of each. As was discussed in [previous] [posts], the technique of drilling a hole in a whole nutmeg, adding mercury, and sealing it with wax was once a favourite of gamblers and those looking for a fast change in luck and circumstance. Having fallen out of fashion due to the dangers inherent to mercury as a material, I set about finding ways to make this magic safely available again, through the use of more intricate wax seals and better containment within the layers of flannel, with this edition developing on the lessons learned and techniques honed through five prior batches.

As such, these talismans for all manner of luck-enhancement can be petitioned with your desires in mind in order to bring about expedient and radical changes in fortune, luck, finances, and all manner of ever-winding fates. The buzz of the talisman helps the bearer remain awake and focused, with an inspired drive toward grabbing life by the reins. This year’s form of the talisman is much closer its folkloric counterparts in more ways than its past counterparts: a green flannel mojo hand containing the nutmeg itself alongside various luck and money drawing herbs and dressed in oils for the same, with the ever-flowing mercury contained such that its physical movement is much more tangible than previous versions.

This particular edition, through the gracious guidance and help of Sfinga, also contains a Balkan folk magical “boost” for psychic strength and discernment of the ever-shifting lines of fate and fortuna, following omens interpreted, offerings made, prayers given, charms uttered, and magic woven on Vidovdan this year. While specifics must remain veiled, St. Vitas, being the foremost patron saint of Sight, was called upon to bless the mercury as mirror, harkening to its use in telescopes in order to grant the bearer the ability and faculties to gaze into the most distant horizons and beyond.

This edition is limited to 21 charms (many already spoken for), so be sure to get one fast!

All charms are sold as of the 11th of July. Thank you so much for your patronage!

Earthen charms against the wayward Dead

UPDATE: These charms are available once again!

As listeners of our podcast may have heard, I recently moved across the country, obtaining a brand new job and home at the beginning of the year. One of the joys of starting anew is the ability to witness first hand all your spirits settling in alongside you, scouting out the unfamiliar landscape, introducing themselves to its land spirits, and charting out the cartography of the many worlds which intersect across it. Since moving, my spirits have been constantly reporting to me their findings, leading me to walk and drive around exploring all manner of churches, crossroads, cemeteries, parks, forests, and trails off the beaten path to discover places of power, materia, and contact points for various beings. As much as I’m still very much putting my roots down, it goes without saying that my spirits have accomplished this far more quickly than I, taking to the new mountainous landscape with ease and excitement.

Yet as I’ve been getting set up, so too have all manner of other spirits been knocking at my newly-Christened door. Our latest episode, Cleansing the Home, was born out of this consideration: how to navigate routine spiritual hygiene for your dwelling space, as well as manage the ambient dead that will inevitably flow through it. With all the witchcraft that I get up to, many of my shrines behave as lighthouses for the dead, while others keep them far at bay, signaling danger and potential, devouring should any come close. As I’ve been constantly engaging with the dead of this new land in my waking and dreaming lives alike, I’ve found myself growing in my arsenal of techniques for how to care for them, nourish them, redirect them, and ultimately ward them away when it becomes necessary.

It is through these experiments that I’ve given birth to these charms. Constructed out of locally foraged grasses and brambles said to stave off the dead, dirts from cemetery gates, cemetery walls, church doors, and monuments dedicated to reclaiming space and territory previously lost, and numerous additional herbal and animal powders mixed into a matrix of black clay, these small, spherical talismans are meant to be carried on the person should one find themselves especially ghost-bothered, or alternatively hung up on a wall or placed on a shelf in the home where poltergeist activity is especially strong. These charms serve to turn away wayward, predatory, and fragmented dead, and to act as a sort of “vacuum”, neutralizing spiritual detritus and astral parasites. In addition to providing this protection, these charms also amplify the ability of your own spirits to manifest in the space left behind, ensuring that it is your allies going bump in the night, not strangers. In this way, these tools benefit your spirits by increasing their reach in your home, while keeping away unwanted visitors who may be lurking in hopes of catching a few crumbs off the plates of your familiars.

One of the charms, resting and receiving empowerment within a serpent-bone prayer rope and a rosary, each carrying prayers for and against the dead.

I’ve produced a larger batch of these and am making them available to sorcerers of every background to gift to their spirits, keep in their homes, or carry with them when out and about. These are especially useful for those prone to getting spirit sicknesses, who are sat upon heavily by the dead in general, or who work in places like hospitals, the funeral industry, or near and around cemeteries and places of frequent accidents. Take them with you to breathe easily in the chaos of it all, and hear your own spirits more clearly without the discordance.

It was a real joy to work on these and test them in real time until they passed every check and balance. I’m especially excited to share them with you all in anticipation of the Vernal Equinox!

All charms in the first batch have been sold out. Thank you!

All orders will ship via USPS with tracking within one week of being placed. Please note that due to the handmade nature of these charms and prevalence of natural materials within, there is some slight variation in size and shape. Thank you for your kind support!

An Offering of Landlord Domination Talismans

As discussed in our recent Episode 38: Lording over Landlords, one of the most common techniques to dominate your landlord, protect yourself against eviction, ensure the renewal of your lease, or otherwise live unbothered is to “nail down” your place of residence—that is, to take four nails (or other such metal implements, like needles or railroad spikes, themselves dressed in appropriate condition oils or urinated on) and implant them into the earth at the four corners of the property, proclaiming yourself unmovable. One can expand on this technique by collecting a small amount of the dirt from the four corners of the property and using it to line a small dish, into which a fifth nail is implanted. One can mix into this soil all manner of materia magica, such as herbs seeds and roots of prosperity, peace, and protection, images of the property, maps of the surrounding area, and links to the landlord, along with oils and powders of the same. Once a cohesive whole has been formed, awakened and balanced by the conjurer, one can stab a nail upright into the center, and treat this as a focal point by which enchantments affecting the entire property can be wrought.

With these techniques in mind, I’ve decided to offer a few supplies to implement these techniques yourself.

The five nails, duly prepared.

The first is a set of five nails, intended for use in the manner described above. The bundle around the central nail contains a variety of herbs traditionally used to gain an advantage over those in positions of authority: Devil’s Shoestring, Galangal, Licorice, Tobacco. four gold-plated pins also adorn the bundle, that their eyes may keep watch over the 4 directions and their tips may prick any misfortune that comes your way. The four nails intended to be planted around the property were dressed in a variety of oils for the purpose—my own law stay away blend, (which you can get here), my own “peaceful home” style blend, and one of my own domination oils. They were then linked to the central nail, and blessed with smoke and fire to obfuscate any wrongdoing and protect those within their perimeter. No additional preparation is required, but I encourage those who pick up these talismans to allow the hands of their spirits to guide them in further uses.

A railroad spike for protection of the home.

The other offering of this collection is a railroad spike prepared in a similar manner to the above, intended to be implanted by the front door of the property or otherwise hidden in a potted plant nearby. The charm bag affixed to the spike contains similar domination herbs and ingredients to the central nails of the aforementioned bundle, further enlivened to provide a degree of autonomous, proactive protection to the home and its residents. Implanting the spike above an image of the landlord to be dominated, or an image of the property as described in the episode, inspired by Starr Casas, grants additional potency.

Landlord Domination Talisman Set

A set of five nails, intended for use in the manner described above. The bundle around the central nail contains a variety of herbs traditionally used to gain an advantage over those in positions of authority: Devil’s Shoestring, Galangal, Licorice, Tobacco. four gold-plated pins also adorn the bundle, that their eyes may keep watch over the 4 directions and their tips may prick any misfortune that comes your way. The four nails intended to be planted around the property were dressed in a variety of oils for the purpose—my own law stay away blend, (which you can get here), my own “peaceful home” style blend, and one of my own domination oils. They were then linked to the central nail, and blessed with smoke and fire to obfuscate any wrongdoing and protect those within their perimeter. No additional preparation is required, but I encourage those who pick up these talismans to allow the hands of their spirits to guide them in further uses. Includes shipping.

$60.00

Railroad Spike Talisman

A railroad spike prepared in a similar manner to the above, intended to be implanted by the front door of the property or otherwise hidden in a potted plant nearby. The charm bag affixed to the spike contains similar domination herbs and ingredients to the central nails of the aforementioned bundle, further enlivened to provide a degree of autonomous, proactive protection to the home and its residents. Implanting the spike above an image of the landlord to be dominated, or an image of the property as described in the episode, inspired by Starr Casas, grants additional potency. Includes Shipping.

$60.00

One of Each

One each of the railroad spike talisman and the landlord domination talisman set offered at a discount. Includes shipping.

$100.00

Please note that orders for these talismans will ship on the first of October 2024, as I will be away from the workshop for the remainder of September. Thanks for your patience!

Implements of Magical Resistance

…you are not a citizen of a democracy but the subject of a carceral state, just waiting to be cataloged.

Associate Justice Sonia Sotamayor, writing in dissent in Utah v. Strieff

Coinciding with the release of Episode 33 of the Frightful Howls You May Hear, Law Stay Away and Magical Resistance, we’ve decided to make available the Patreon show notes as a resource for those who find themselves victimized by the state on the basis of race, class, gender, or sexuality. Included within are written instructions for all of the workings described in the episode, along with an extended reading list and links to resources that we enjoy and support.

As I also described in the episode, I’m introducing a small collection of oils and charms that work to curry favor in the courtroom, repel law enforcement, and provide protection to the home.

The Court Case Oil.

The first item in the collection is a court case oil nearly identical in composition to the formula that I employ when working with clients. Calendula, galangal, and tobacco form the body of the oil, each awakened to align with their traditional virtues for victory in legal matters. Additional ingredients, such as the ashes of scripture, the ashes of legal documents from dropped and successfully defended cases, dirt from court houses, and dirt from the grave of a prominent civil rights attorney were added to sow confusion, mire the process in fortunate errors, and to respectively loosen the tongues of favorable witnesses and silence those against you.

The Law Stay Away Oil.

The second oil offered is rooted in traditional Law Keep/Stay Away formulations, with additions to emphasize protection and luck in getting out of dangerous situations. Buried in locations noted for their significance to the contemporary civil rights movement in the United States, as well as a police station and the grave of a once-prominent civil rights lawyer, this blend of Devil’s shoestring, Dragon’s Blood, Tobacco, and more come together to protect the conjurer from the agents of the state. The lock affixed to the bottle was requested by one of the spirits who aided in the oil’s construction, itself previously closing a gate that continually frustrated a local police department.

The Indian Head Penny protection charm.

Additionally, small kits consisting of an “Indian-head” penny and two nails, each awakened and dressed in advance with law-keep-away oil, themselves having been buried in a similar array of places of power, are available. The “Indian-head” penny is a folkloric house protection charm, often punched through the center and nailed to the threshold (or otherwise near the door of the home), or suspended with an “X” formed by two bent nails, which is said to “X out the laws”. I opted for the latter permutation for this reason, as well as situating the single coin in a crossroads, in which the guardian spirit can look to the 4 directions.

My St. Christopher’s Protection Chaplets, back in stock after being sold out for a year.

By popular demand, I also prepared another batch of St. Christopher’s Protection Chaplets, which you can read about in a post all their own. They fit nicely with the other items in the collection, and in my experience appreciate the occasional drop of Law Keep Away oil.

The oils and coins included in the collection are slightly discounted when compared to my normal rates, as I’d like to make these particular products as accessible as possible. A significant portion of the proceeds will also be used to contribute to the very organizations and causes that these enchantments were woven in service of, as well as bail funds for incarcerated protesters across the United States. While the episode is fairly US-centric, in order to reflect my own background as an American (separately from Sfinga and Salt being European), these formularies are intended to help anyone, and especially anyone marginalized by the state or especially vulnerable to its oppression, in their work so that they may live freely and well. If you can’t afford a particular item but have need of it, or are yourself part of a marginalized community, please reach out directly by email (broaderkey[at]gmail.com) or on Instagram and I’d be happy to work something out.

Court Case Oil

A court case oil nearly identical in composition to the formula that I employ when working with clients. calendula, galangal, and tobacco form the body of the oil, each awakened to align with their traditional virtues for victory in legal matters. Additional ingredients, such as the ashes of scripture, the ashes of legal documents from dropped and successfully defended cases, dirt from a court house, and dirt from the grave of a prominent civil rights attorney were added to sow confusion, mire the process in fortunate errors, and to respectively loosen the tongues of favorable witnesses and silence those against you. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle. Price includes shipping and donations to charitable causes local to and verified by Key.

$50.00

Law Stay Away Oil

Rooted in traditional law-keep-away formulations, with additions to emphasize protection and luck in dangerous situations. Buried in locations noted for their significance to the contemporary civil rights movement in the United States, as well as a police station and the grave of a once-prominent civil rights lawyer. Devil’s shoestring, Dragon’s Blood, Tobacco, and more in a blend of carrier oils. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle. Price includes shipping and donations to charitable causes local to and verified by Key.

$50.00

Indian Head Penny kit

Consists of an “Indian-head” penny and two nails, each awakened and dressed in advance with Law Keep Away oil, themselves having been buried in a similar array of places of power. Price includes shipping and donations to charitable causes local to and verified by Key.

$40.00

Implements of Magical Resistance

A bundle of Court Case oil, Law Keep Away oil, and an Indian Head Penny kit, for a slight discount. 2 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottles, 1 “Indian head” penny, and 2 nails. Price includes shipping and donations to charitable causes local to and verified by Key.

$125.00

St. Christopher’s Protection Chaplets for Travelers, Second Edition

A fusion of chaplet and talisman designed to be taken on the road. For safety and protection during travel, and the elimination of interference along the way.

$125.00

Stay safe, protect your comrades, and fight the good fight.

One for the Saint, Two for the Devil: Offerings in Celebration of the Feast of St. Expedite

Blessings again to all for the Feast of St. Expedite, the swift intercessor and expedient chariot to our souls! For our annual offering to the wondrous saint, I’ve teamed up with Mahigan of Kitchen Toad to deliver a set of tools and ritual implements alongside revamped and reinvigorated versions of our staple offerings, with a surprise episode of The Frightful Howls You May Hear to top it all off! This year’s products primarily invoke that which claws at the heels of the saint, the ever-incessant one that croaks “whatever may be, may it be tomorrow”. The title of this post, and of course the work itself, invokes a Serbo-Croatian adage that I learned from Sfinga: “Uždi svecu jednu svijeću, a đavolu dvije, which translates to “light one candle to the saint, and two to the devil,” itself emphasizing the importance of giving the devil his due. We’ve told the story before, but for those unfamiliar the crow-devil lurking in the shadow of Expedite, I can not recommend highly enough both Sfinga’s article about her incredible “Cras” Powder (wherein she describes the vision she had that started this journey), and Episode 27: Hodie Et Cras: The Feast of Saint Expedite with Mahigan Saint-Pierre for additional explorations of the darker aspects of St. Expedite, more recent experiences from the entire crew, a comprehensive review of the collection and musings on its very existence, and a detailed account of the creation of each implement.

The idol-fetish of Cras, a naturally beheaded St. Expedite statue painted black with various oils and materia, affixed with a crow claw found crushed underfoot.

Cras

The Cras (“Tomorrow) materials are being sold through Kitchen Toad, being a part of an exclusive bundle [LINK] with Mahigan’s own Cras chaplets and candles. If you would like to purchase any of these pieces as well as peruse Mahigan’s additions, please see his store page [HERE] while supplies last.

Double Fast Unluck Powder:

A play on the famous Hoodoo formula, double fast unluck powder is primarily a jinxing and cursing powder designed to bring misfortune. Emphasis is however placed on the exploration of the “left” and “right” sides of each of the offerings in this collection; teasing the benefic out of the malefic and vice versa. This powder can be used in works intended to liberate people from addictions of various kinds, and incorporated into aggressive protections against predatory or otherwise malevolently inclined spirits.

What follows is a selection of the ingredients that went into the powder:

  • Ashes of losing lottery tickets
  • Ashes of various talismans that protect against spirits
  • Dust from the graves of those whose deaths were called “freak accidents”
  • Dust and rust from many cemetery gates
  • Dust from many crossroads
  • Failed exams
  • Traffic tickets
  • Fixed rice
  • Poppy seeds
  • Sesame seeds
  • Black mustard seeds
  • Pepper seeds of various kinds
  • Vandal roots
  • A beheaded crow, found crushed underfoot
  • Saturnian powder elected by Salt
  • Martial powder elected by Salt
  • Mars in Scorpio powder elected by Salt
  • Small pinch of Sfinga’s Cras powder
A sampling of the losing lottery tickets left at the feet of the crow-devil of tomorrow.
Burning the tickets to ash with the aide of a fixed cologne.
The final powder, with its pact sealed.

Expedite’s Shackles:

Be it the chains that hold the soon to be martyred Expeditus in his cell, or the talons of the crow that beckon him into tomorrow, our marvelous saint has been bound by myriad different fetters. This implement aims to recreate the bonds that can be placed on hostile spirits, be it through oath, bind, or threat. We describe a few situations in the episode in which Expedite’s shackles can be used, be it for good (in the case of restraining the spirit of a problem, thus eliminating it by pushing it to a never-instantiating tomorrow) or for ill (causing procrastination, subterfuge, confusion, and a complete halting of fortune in enemies).

Each copy of the shackles is roughly one meter in length, cut from the black chain that encircles the statue. The chain was sprinkled with dozens of herbs, dirts, dusts, and powders over the course of its consecration. To one end is attached the claw of a crow; to the other is a charm representing chains of St. Expedite’s shadow containing additional crow materia and various herbs and powders (including a hefty batch of double fast unluck powder).

One of the initial blessings of the chain, granting the capacity to ensnare spirits and people alike in a never-ending spiral, burdened by the freedom of infinite possibility.

Much of the crow materia of these chains was sourced directly from a crow that I found immediately outside of my home right after musing aloud that I would like to find a crushed (but with the head, wings, and claws still perfectly intact) specimen somewhere in the wild for this collection. Only ten minutes at most passed between my uttering of this wish and my neighbor and close friend, who had just walked by the building, calling me to ask if I had seen the crow right outside. Its main claw went to anoint the idol of the Crow-Devil, and to replace the severed hand over the statue, such that it may dangle candles from both ends of the wick over the void where its head once stood.

The idol of Cras with its chains in action.

As an example of workings that can be done with the shackles, my personal chain is here being used to restrain the action of an exploitative boss. The statue sits atop a floor tile taken from the workplace of the client and is adorned with the square of Saturn, and the chain binds a charm bundle containing his links alongside seeds of confusion and compulsion. Temporarily affixed to the opposite of the chain as the claw is a key.

The Cras Idol with its claws intact.
The final chains consecrated and ready for use.

Hodie

Of course, as we must ultimately triumph over Tomorrow with a proclamation of Today, some old favourites are making a return this year to lend a hand in doing so.

First and foremost, my Mercury in Nutmeg charms are back and better than ever, featuring two major changes compared to previous editions. Most importantly, the amalgam contained within each nutmeg has been improved after much experimentation to correspondingly increase the efficacy and potency of the talisman. Secondly, I’ve worked to improve the seal that keeps everything inside the Nutmeg contained, and I’m finally comfortable enough with its durability to provide these talismans in a form more familiar to their folkloric counterparts: a green flannel mojo hand, containing the nutmeg alongside various luck and money drawing herbs.

Additionally, each of my three Expedite oils is stocked and reinvigorated, having received another year’s worth of prayers and offerings upon the altar and fed with tinctures to the purpose.

Moments before feeding gold, silver, and other semiprecious metals to the mercury.
A more effective wax seal contains the Mercury for the 4th edition of the talisman.

Mercury in Nutmeg, 4th Edition

The Mercury in Nutmeg charms once again rear their heads! These talismans for all manner of luck-enhancement can be petitioned with your desires in mind in order to bring about expedient and radical changes in fortune. Adding another year of continuous experimentation with the aim of refining the ensorcelled components therein to the methods used in creating these talismans, the 4th edition of the Mercury in Nutmeg charms contain an improved variation of the amalgam that drives the spirit onward, born of metallurgical and alchemical processes hard won from the various patrons of these arts. Additionally, the method for sealing the nutmeg itself has been improved, allowing the form of the talisman to be much closer its folkloric counterparts: a green flannel mojo hand containing the nutmeg itself alongside various luck and money drawing herbs. As with previous editions of this talisman, a cantrip similar to the “knotting the wind” charm has been included to unleash a brief yet intense boost in luck in a critical moment. In order to use this extra boost in power, untie the red cord affixed to the talisman and burn it, scattering the ashes to the wind.

Those who have purchased previous editions report best results when carrying the charm with them, or keeping the it situated in work spaces, on computer desks, or inside the cash registers of their businesses. As these talismans are very much alive, the spirit should be nourished with offerings of strong, dark liquors such as whiskey, brandy or dark rum, tobacco smoke, red, green, or yellow candles, and praise upon successful completion of tasks.

All 4th edition Mercury in Nutmeg charms have been sold! Thank you all so much for the support!

Oil of St. Expedite: Gold Edition by B. Key

An oil built at the guiding hand of St. Expedite over many years and just as many iterations, bringing about countless successful workings, manifestations, and results for both myself and others along the way. This edition of the oil serves as a distilled offering to the Saint himself, primarily stirring him and his legions to action and guiding his virtues and sympathies into workings under his auspices. I recommend applying seven drops to the right foot of an image of St. Expedite upon the reception of this oil in order to complete a final personalized consecration. Cinnamon bark, cinquefoil, coconut flesh, coffee beans, dice, eucalyptus, lemongrass, blessed palm fronds from a Catholic church, crumbs from multiple pound cakes offered to St. Expedite in exchange for successful workings in his name, roses fed holy water from three different Catholic churches and offered to St. Expedite on Easter, whole vanilla beans, wintergreen leaves, skeleton keys, scraps of cloth from a cape that adorned a statue of St. Expedite, dirt from various shrines to St. Expedite, gold, silver, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle.

$60.00

Oil of St. Expedite: Red Edition by B. Key

An oil that expands on a traditional Hoodoo formula to bring luck in all forms, especially in financial and amatory workings. This edition of the oil was tested through cash bingo games at a local bar, thoroughly satisfying my expectations after winning 4 of the 7 games played, much to the delight, or chagrin, of the bar’s patrons. Alkanet roots, multiple varieties of cinnamon bark, coconut flesh, blessed palm fronds from a Catholic church, roses fed holy water from three different Catholic churches and offered to St. Expedite on Easter Sunday, whole vanilla beans, scraps of cloth from a cape that adorned a statue of St. Expedite, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle.

$60.00

Oil of St. Expedite: Green Edition by B. Key

An oil that expands on a traditional Hoodoo formula to bring monetary, financial, and business success, along with myriad other forms of wealth. This oil’s construction was made possible only after the Gold and Red editions brought the material and financial components included within. Shredded currency won through gambling using the Red Oil, multiple varieties of cinnamon bark, cinquefoil, hyssop, indigo powder, lemongrass, multiple varieties of mint, coconut oil, sunflower oil, sweet almond oil, wormwood, gold, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle.

$60.00

A Trinity of Oils by B. Key

For those who wish to purchase a set of of each Gold, Red, and Green editions of Expedite Oil, a discounted rate is available. Three 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottles.

$160.00

The products herein are made in limited quantity and offered on a first-come, first-serve basis as curios only. Please allow up to one week from the time of purchase to package and ship each order. An email with tracking information will be sent to the address associated with the PayPal account used at purchase.

For those interested in bespoke work or wholesale opportunities, contact me [here]. For additional services such as divination, spellwork for hire, and sorcerous consultation and coaching, check out my services page [here].

Thank you, St. Expedite, for guiding my hands.

Full Services by B. Key Now Available

After so much prodding and teasing from dear friends who have been (generously!) boosting my work despite my complete lack of social media, I’ve finally been conjured by the Tetra-instagram-maton to go more public, and also to offer a full spectrum of services.

I’ve been quietly coaching a cohort of mentees in scrying, mediumship, spirit work, and sorcery, stewarding the growth of their abilities to take charge of their own craft and identify and commune with their spirit courts ever more deeply. Now, thanks to the generous support and encouragement of our supporters and listeners, I’m ready to open my books to wider array of clients.

I’m happy to offer divination, spell work services, mentorship, and custom talismans, charms, oils, and wares to suit your needs, informed by spirit augury and confirmed with divination, to better assist the flourishing of your sorcerous agency on your terms. You can find a full list of all my services at our link [HERE]. I’ll be posting more on Instagram over the next little while of my previous work as well as current projects, and debuting some important new collections over the coming months. I’m greatly looking forward to taking in a wider array of clients full time, and building on the great work already accomplished with my current mentees in the cultivation of further freedom and agency through magic.

A Collection of Materia Magica Made Available to the Discerning Karcist (Or, B. Key’s Cabinet of Curiosities: Volume 1)

Some of the materials called for by recipes preserved in various traditions of magic, be they oral or written, are fairly time-consuming to obtain. Thanks to popular demand from the listeners of our podcast (we love each and every one of you—thank you so much for making the show a joy to produce!), I decided to make some of the materia magica I’ve collected or crafted over available for purchase through the blog.

This is the first in what will undoubtedly be an ongoing series of materia which I will endeavor to refresh with some regularity. As mentioned on Episode 13: So You Think You Can Ward, every talisman, charm, and fetish that we make available on With Cunning & Command goes through strenuous testing to confirm its potency, which includes refreshing, praying over, and individually consecrating every building block which the spirits presiding over the work ensoul to their specifications. Much of this process involves how the materia itself is collected, by what manner its spirits are nourished, and how the ongoing pacts between land and witch are fed to ensure a profitable arrangement for both in every step of the gathering.

Before collecting any of the dirts herein, offerings were made to and permission was gained from the lords and ladies of each cemetery—as well as each individual grave the soil was collected from. In the case of the priests, archbishops, and nuns, the Our Father, Hail Mary, and Glory Be were prayed over each jar of dirt in the number of the individual spirits contacted (seventy-seven of each for the highest number of the batches). Each dirt is contained in a 1 fl. oz. / 30 mL glass bottle with cork lid, and each holy water sample is contained in a 1 fl. oz. / 30 mL amber glass dropper bottle. See Episode 14: Gathering Materia to hear some of the background philosophies behind their collection, as well as our advice on how to stretch your materia further and replenish your stock.

Dirt from the graves of 4 Catholic Archbishops

$21.00

Dirt from the graves of 7 Catholic priests

$21.00

Dirt from the graves of 7 Catholic nuns

$21.00

Dirt from the graves of 77 Catholic priests

$49.00

Dirt from the graves of 77 Catholic nuns

$49.00

Dirt from the central crosses of 7 cemetaries

$21.00

Holy water from 7 Catholic churches

$21.00

Holy water from 9 Catholic churches

$27.00

May this humble offering serve you well in the construction of your own charms, powders, incenses, and oils, and in further developing the tools and vessels of your individual spirit courts.

St. Christopher’s Protection Chaplets for Travelers

Inspired by our recent bespoke talismanic work, and much-teased on our podcast (that more such charms are indeed coming!) I’m proud to offer a new ally to our kind readers and listeners: protection chaplets diligently crafted under lamplight reflected by the watchful wolf-eyes of St. Christopher.

The talismans receiving blessings following their assembly.

As much-beloved protector and guide for all three of us at With Cunning & Command, St. Christopher is the immensely popular cynocephalic patron of travel by land and sea, athletics, bachelors, and surfing. A deeper analysis of the figure of the dog-headed warrior reveals a deeply-rooted identification with Hermanubis and resultant patronages of the dead, exorcism, treasure hunting, storms, gardening, conditions such as epilepsy and the plague, and of course the mysteries of wolves and dogs (all deserving of posts in their own right).

His most exoteric magical function is, however, situated in his protection of travelers, especially those on long journeys. Images of St. Christopher carrying the Christ-child are said to have excellent protective properties toward this purpose, so great in potency that simply viewing an image of the saint is said to be equivalent in spiritual benefits to receiving the Eucharist, prevent illness (especially plagues), and to avert any sort of sudden death. This lead to a massive proliferation of materials related to his cult, especially throughout Europe and the Americas—in a survey of images conducted for the British Archeological Association in 1904, a Mrs. Collier reports that his images were only outnumbered in English churches by those of the Virgin Mary. As a result, St. Christopher metals serve as the protection talismans par excellence in the popular imagination and find instantiations in folk magical traditions the world over. For these talismans, I decided to fuse the two most common protective modes for drivers and travelers that incorporate these properties: the charm bag and the rosary.

As recorded in Cat Yronwode’s book Hoodoo Herb and Root Magic, “A red flannel mojo containing Mugwort, Comfrey root, and a Saint Christopher medal is said to provide safety and protection to those who visit foreign places or venture away from home, and to make journeys more pleasant by eliminating interference in one’s travel plans.” The full composition of these charms will by necessity remain secret, but the core around which they are built is composed of the same mugwort and comfrey, each empowered and focused in their tasks by additional materia. Rosaries also serve as powerful and near-ubiquitous protective talismans throughout the Catholic world, especially seen hanging from the rearview mirrors of automobiles. This tradition has spawned various forms of rosaries and chaplets specifically made for this purpose, a set of which I repurposed for the construction of these talismans. The prayer that adorns the reverse of the image of St. Christopher reads: “São Cristóvão e São Miguel, protegei este motorista aqui na terra, para que ele não chegue adiantado no Céu!”, meaning: “Saint Christopher and Saint Michael, protect this motorist here on Earth, so that he doesn’t arrive early in Heaven!”

While a little more straightforward in its construction in comparison to other talismans I’ve created, these particular chaplets differentiate themselves through effort: they received extensive daily blessings and lavish offerings on my shrine to St. Christopher over a period of six weeks, culminating in various rosaries being said on each individual set of beads, and the charm bundles being fumigated through a sequence of astrologically elected incenses to further construct the enchantment. This particular diligence reflects the number and nature of the dangers inherent to the act of driving, each of which requires the utmost care in its aversion.

All St. Christopher’s Protection Chaplets are sold out. Thank you for your patronage!

An Offering of Oil and Talismans in Celebration of the Feast of St. Expedite

Joyous feast of St. Expedite, holy martyr and swift intercessor of our souls! A saint deeply cherished by all three of us at With Cunning & Command, he’s been a continual guide, tutor, and ally in our workings. For his 2023 feast, I am proud to present a fresh take on an old offering, as well as three new rigorously-tested oils available for all who would like to further ingress into the pious soldier’s mysteries, accumulate great fortune and phenomenal luck, and solicit financial blessings, boons, and all manner of opportunities for the generation of wealth.

The intertwined consecration of the first batch of oils.

Oil of St. Expedite: Gold Edition

An oil built at the guiding hand of St. Expedite over many years and just as many iterations, bringing about countless successful workings, manifestations, and results for both myself and others along the way. This edition of the oil serves as a distilled offering to the Saint himself, primarily stirring him and his legions to action and guiding his virtues and sympathies into workings under his auspices. I recommend applying seven drops to the right foot of an image of St. Expedite upon the reception of this oil in order to complete a final personalized consecration. Cinnamon bark, cinquefoil, coconut flesh, coffee beans, dice, eucalyptus, lemongrass, blessed palm fronds from a Catholic church, crumbs from multiple pound cakes offered to St. Expedite in exchange for successful workings in his name, roses fed holy water from three different Catholic churches and offered to St. Expedite on Easter, whole vanilla beans, wintergreen leaves, skeleton keys, scraps of cloth from a cape that adorned a statue of St. Expedite, dirt from various shrines to St. Expedite, gold, silver, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle.

$60.00

The Red Oil in its first stage.

Oil of St. Expedite: Red Edition

An oil that expands on a traditional Hoodoo formula to bring luck in all forms, especially in financial and amatory workings. This edition of the oil was tested through cash bingo games at a local bar, thoroughly satisfying my expectations after winning 4 of the 7 games played, much to the delight, or chagrin, of the bar’s patrons. Alkanet roots, multiple varieties of cinnamon bark, coconut flesh, blessed palm fronds from a Catholic church, roses fed holy water from three different Catholic churches and offered to St. Expedite on Easter Sunday, whole vanilla beans, scraps of cloth from a cape that adorned a statue of St. Expedite, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle.

$60.00

The Green Oil, having been produced from the bodies of Gold and Red.

Oil of St. Expedite: Green Edition

An oil that expands on a traditional Hoodoo formula to bring monetary, financial, and business success, along with myriad other forms of wealth. This oil’s construction was made possible only after the Gold and Red editions brought the material and financial components included within. Shredded currency won through gambling using the Red Oil, multiple varieties of cinnamon bark, cinquefoil, hyssop, indigo powder, lemongrass, multiple varieties of mint, coconut oil, sunflower oil, sweet almond oil, wormwood, gold, a carrier oil kept and fed on St. Expedite’s shrine for one year from feast to feast, and additional vegetable, animal, and mineral components. 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottle.

$60.00

The three mother bottles receiving their final consecrations.

A Trinity of Oils

For those who wish to purchase a set of of each Gold, Red, and Green editions of Expedite Oil, a discounted rate is available. Three 1 fluid ounce / 30 milliliter amber glass dropper bottles.

$160.00

A batch of last year’s charms charging.

Mercury in Nutmeg, Third Edition

Back by popular demand, a batch of Mercury in Nutmeg charms are available for the Feast of St. Expedite. As described in a post all their own, these talismans for all manner of luck-enhancement can be petitioned with your desires in mind in order to bring about expedient and radical changes in fortune. Born from a year of continuous experimentation with the aim of refining the ensorcelled components therein, the third edition of the Mercury in Nutmeg charms contain an improved variation of the powdery matrix that fuels the talisman and an improved internal load born of metallurgical and alchemical processes hard won from the various patrons of these arts. As with previous editions of this talisman, a cantrip similar to a “knotting the wind” charm has been included to unleash a brief yet intense boost in luck in a critical moment. In order to use this extra boost in power, untie the red cord affixed to the talisman and burn it, scattering the ashes to the wind.

Those who have purchased previous editions report best results when carrying the talisman with them, or keeping the talisman situated in work spaces, on computer desks, or inside the cash registers of their businesses. As these talismans are very much alive, the spirit should be nourished with offerings of strong, dark liquors such as whiskey, brandy or dark rum, tobacco smoke, red, green, or yellow candles, and praise upon successful completion of tasks.

All Third Edition Mercury in Nutmeg talismans have been sold as of April 19, 2023! Thank you all so much for your support!

The first batch of individual bottles for sale being set over the Kamea of Mercury.

The products herein are made in limited quantity and offered on a first-come, first-serve basis as curios only. Please allow up to one week from the time of purchase to package and ship each order. An email with tracking information, when available, will be sent to the address associated with the PayPal used at purchase.

For those interested in bespoke work or wholesale opportunities, contact us [here]. Stay tuned for more offerings shortly, as well as an exciting new project for the entire blog!

Thank you, St. Expedite, for guiding my hands.

Apollonius of Tyana’s Old Serving Woman: PGM XI.a 1–40

As Sfinga discussed in the introduction to her post detailing her performance of PGM IV. 3086-3124, there exists a special thrill and excitement in carrying out older spells as they were written. To invoke and participate in the strength and inspiration of the sorcerers and magicians incarnated thousands of years before our own lives is to conjure the momentum of tradition that, when skillfully applied, serves to empower and bless our own works. Inspired to walk along the road of those ancestors-in-magic once more by our friend Ivy Senna’s experiments with the PGM, our attention was drawn to PGM XI.a 1-40, Apollonius of Tyana’s old serving woman. The conjuration is a brief litany of barbarous words that serve to conjure Nephthys, from whom a pact with a familiar spirit can be won after a brief dialogue, as shown below. The execution is, however, complicated by the materials required to construct a phylactery that must be stood upon throughout the rite: the skull of a donkey and the blood of a black dog.

An image of the rite as it appears in the Betz translation, pages 150–1.

In keeping with the spirit of following the text as closely as we could, and being no strangers to hunting down the bizarre materials sometimes called for by our Quimbanda and our respective witchcraft traditions, Sfinga and I immediately began hunting for the skull and the blood. After deploying our treasure hunting allies and reaching out to our contacts, I stumbled across a donkey farmer looking to sell some skulls, and our talented friend Lethe, herself a specialist in sourcing the weird, was able to secure a vial of black dog blood on our behalf. I should note, no dogs were harmed in the making of this phylactery!

Our donkey, before being prepared as Typhon’s skull.

The skull arrived by post in short order, and I was able to pick up the blood during my October visit to Salt and Sfinga. As soon as both were in hand, I conjured the Daimon gained through PGM VII. 505-28 (which Sfinga wrote about here) to ask his opinions on increasing the potency of the conjuration and the efficacy of the rite. He recommended multiple spells and cantrips to apply by way of formulas in ash and chalk, as well as exorcisms to recite over the skull, in order to develop a throne worthy of Typhon’s presence. On performing these incantations and spells, my vision blackened, re-emerging outside of a temple of marble near a saline sea, holding the bloodied skull in my hands while a procession of mýstēs (μύστης) passed before me, each bearing censers of incense or crucibles of burning offerings. In a silent procession, they offered to the skull with prayers, blessings, and more barbarous formulae. These visions continued as my body traced the characters in blood on bone, pulling the mind and spirit further and further away until the inscription was complete, at which point I returned to myself with a choked inhale of sand and heat, followed by a sputtering exhale of scattering, disordering winds.

The skull with the glyphs adorning it, inscribed in dog’s blood.

With the preliminary work done and midnight upon me, I carefully wrapped the phylactery in layers of canvas that I had passed through a purifying incense, gathered up a bag of tools, and set off for the forest-shrouded beach that has provided me for years with a secluded space for ritual. The outstanding question of how the magician is to be given the teeth was answered shortly, with a supernaturally-loud clattering on the pavement behind me revealing a glowing donkey tooth on the sidewalk. I picked it up, quickening my pace and arriving at the shore of my destination. With a brief salute to the beach, its guardians, and my allies therein, I very carefully inspected the shrouded phylactery to see if the tooth could have somehow shaken loose or fallen out, but it remained just as tightly bound by the layers of canvas as when I had set out. I’ve since tried to recreate some circumstance through which a tooth could fall out, to no avail; it was so tightly bound and the teeth so secure that there didn’t seem to be a way for one to possibly escape. Suffice to say, I was very pleased with this physical omen.

Simultaneously perplexed and insatiably hungry for answers, I set the skull atop the canvas facing the river, stood upon it, and began the conjuration. Immediately, the winter air stilled and all became quiet, only the remaining lapping of the waves upon the burgeoning crust of river ice serving as the metronome to my incanting. After four full repetitions of the formula, I heard a rhythmic gallop drawing closer, the ice quaking as a linear set of cracks in the pattern of physical hoofprints formed on the surface. The goddess and her mount stood before me in beauty and splendor, radiating an almost crushing aura of power and brilliance.

I bowed and gave thanks for Her attendance, and we began a dialogue similar to that delineated by the papyrus. I began with my usual interrogations, testing the identity of the spirit before me, and satisfying my curiosity in a variety of matters, for I was not about to let an audience with the one wearing the mantle and carrying the mandate of a Goddess be in vain. In the course of this interrogation, I was curiously referred to as “My Dear Apollonius” and “Son of Tyana” interchangeably, leading me to further speculate on the nature of performance and deception in ritual (a topic best explored in a post all its own!), and the parallels to taking on the costume of figures like Solomon, Faust, and Cyprian as seen in other traditions of ritual magic. The Goddess affirmed that the conjuration provided in the PGM would continue to work to call Her forth for whatever purpose, simply requiring a change to “I have need of you for [x]”, noting that her offices apply especially in matters of long term financial success, protection against witchcraft, and the rousing of the dead.

My inquiries made, I finally asked for her domestic service. At this, she dismounted, aging rapidly before she hit the ground, remaining splendorous all the same. When pressed in the manner called for in the ritual, the Goddess stepped out of herself into youth, turned, and brutally ripped a tooth from the old woman and her steed alike. She dropped them to the ground, where they both appeared to meld with the tooth that had apparated earlier. At this, the old woman bowed to the Goddess, then to me, and moved to stand at my side as the Goddess retook her place atop the donkey. Satisfied, I spoke the formula to release the Goddess… and she remained unmoved. I repeated it three more times, to match the number of times I had called, in vain: the Goddess stood firm, appearing to look past and through me without speaking. I paused for a moment, and the solution struck me. As such, I beckoned the old woman to me, whispered the formula in her ear, and she strode to the Goddess, whispering in Her ear in turn. At this, she turned her steed, and rode off with the same very literal, physical cracks forming in the ice as those that heralded her arrival. I should note Ivy also experienced this delay in the Goddess’s departure, similarly encountering difficulties in her attempts to release The Mistress of the House.

I pocketed the tooth and re-wrapped the skull, reveling in the efficacy of the rite, and made offerings once more in thanks to the beach and those spirits that dwell therein. As I drove home, the old woman spoke of herself, and instructed me in the construction of a small doll that would serve as her vessel: the tooth should be clad in silver leaf and be set into the doll with an array of materia and tools for her use, then the mouth of the doll should be clad in gold leaf to seal the enchantment.

Yet the journey of this particular skull is far from over. A number of friends close to the three of us at this blog contributed to the monetary and material crowdsourcing of the rite; our goal being to eventually send the consecrated skull around, with each recipient paying their own shipping, so that each could perform it effectively. The project, affectionately nicknamed “The Sisterhood of the Travelling Donkey”, would then end up back with us, presumably with far less teeth, and reside under the hearth at Sfinga and Salt’s home. Some will perform the rite solo, others in groups as they are themselves roommates, and as such I devised with the assistance of my Daimon and Servant a simple way to carry out the rite with two to three people for the same end. In this version, each individual—surplus to the one who will be standing with their foot above the skull—is to trace out the characters written in blood onto new pieces of parchment. The “assistants” are then to stand with their left foot over the phylacteries, while the conjurer does the same with the skull, all enclosed within a circle traced on the earth. If the spirits do not appear at first, the assistants should join in the repetition of the formula. Thankfully, I was able to quickly verify that this method does indeed yield great fruit, as I was able to help oversee the same ritual for two close friends in this manner when they visited my home. But this is a story for a future post, one which we will record after the donkey has made its circuit.

The next installment of this particular PGM series will contain Sfinga and Salt’s own experiences with the ritual, as they are the next in the procession. Sometime this year, once the skull has made its rounds, we will gather a sample of the various ensuing experiences with the rite itself as well as its spirits in a collected miscellany with some concluding reflections. As this experiment is one we had all divined on previously with our spirits as being worth its while to not only individually complete, but to reuse the same skull in this manner with friends, we hope to build further insight into the nature of its spirits to the degree that we are able to share publicly, and encourage readers interested in the ritual to attempt it themselves; for it is absolutely worth the effort.

On my own end, I remain fascinated both by the physicality of the Goddess’ appearance and the potent presence of her Servant. There is much room for future experimentation, in comparing the effects noted by different magicians who perform the rite alone (as with my first attempt), and the same between larger groups. My Servant has proven herself to be a potent ally already within the short span of my knowing her and deepening our communion with offerings. Showing herself to be a powerful guardian of the door and bringer of wealth, food, comfort, and council, capable of bestowing the strength to do work and the energy to accomplish any task, the Servant finds herself effortlessly at home amongst the other spirits of the house. I am excited to compare notes with Sfinga, Salt, and all those cherished friends who will soon have the chance to petition the powerful Goddess, and take part in this collaborative working of the PGM.